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Trouble User:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend v7.0 to Wife v1.0. I soon noticed that the new programs began unexpected, child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Night Club v10.3, Football TV Match v5.0,Flirting v7.5, and Racing v3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife v1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend v7.0, but the uninstallation doesn't work on Wife v1.0. Please help!!!!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

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REPLY:

Tech Support:

Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that men complain about.Many people upgrade from Girlfriend v7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife v1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife v1.0 and to return to Girlfriend v7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend v7.0 because Wife v1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife v1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife v1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.Wife v1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.Wife v1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep v3.0, Cook It v1.5 and Do Bills v4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag, Nag v9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife v1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers v2.1 and Diamonds v5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt v3.3. This application is not supported by Wife v1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Christmas

Christmas is a very big holiday. Family gathering, carol singing everywhere. Churhces and Schools have alot of celebration. Light everyhere. Christmas is a very joyful season.

Shepherd of My Soul

Shepherd of my soul,
I give you full control,
Wherever you may lead,
I will follow...

I have made a choice,
To listen to your voice,
Wherever you may lead,
I will go..

This is part of the song I like. It is written from Psalms 23.

Don't know..

Sitting in front of computer, reading my own blog, and trying to think of things to write about, but I just can't. Writing is not an easy stuff. Hmmm... I still could not think of things to write about. OK, well, let's start by asking question....
A: "What do you want to write into your blog?"
B: "Well, I don't know."
A: "Hmmm, what question should be asked next?"
B: "I don't know."
A: "Why don't you think before you answer, "I don't know!"?"
B: "Because, I don't know!"
A: "Hmmm, I don't know either...."

The Grand Duke

Steinbach Arts Council (SAC) oversees 60 programs in dance, theatre, music, language and visual arts. SAC is recognized as on of the finest Arts Councils and Cultural Arts Centres in western Canada, recently the winner of the Above & Beyond Award! So tonight they held the operata called The Grand Duke or The Statutory Duel which is presented in part by Herbsigwil Farm. The story begins....

Act I: The curtain rises on the market square of Speisesaal where Ernest Dummkopf's acting troupe is rehearsing for a production of the Greek tragedy Troilus and Cressida. Beneath the theatrical veneer, a conspiracy is afoot among the thespians to overthrow Rudolph, the Grand Duke. Ludwig, the Company comedian, who is engaged to Lisa, the Company soubrette, admonishes everyone that it is forbidden to allude to the conspiracy without first exchanging the secret sign.

Ludwig, meanwhile, inadvertently betrays the conspiracy. A plan is concieved whereby Ludwig and Ernest will fight a statutory duel and the winner will denouce the loser to the Grand Duke. They draw cards and as Ludwig wins, he goes off to tell the Grand Duke of the conspiracy.

Anware of the intrigue surrounding him, Grand Duke Rudolph prepares for his wedding to the Baroness von Krakenfeldt. The Baroness reveals that Rudolph was bethrothed in fancy to the Pricess of Monte Carlo, which poses a problem for both couples. In the meantime, Ludwig approaches the Grank Duke in order too reveal the plot and finds him greatly agitated. Ludwig hatches a plan by which a statutory duel will be rigged and Rudolph will lose. Ludwig becomes the new Grank Duke. However, Julia, the prominent "English" actress of the troupe, points out that according to her contract she is repuired to play the part of the Grand Duchess. Lisa is disconsolate, but she show must go on and Ludwig is carried around the stage triumphantly.

Act II: As the curtain rises on Act II, Ludwig gloriously presents his plan to manage the Grand Duchy. The Baroness arrives, announcing that Ludwig is required to assume all of the late Duke's responsibilities, including the Baroness herslf, and everyone goes off to celebrate the wedding of Ludwig and the Baroness.

Meanwhile, the Prince and Princess of Monte Carlo arrive on the scene. The princess, finding that Ludwig has taken over all of the extinct Grank Duke's responsibilities, happil asserts a prior claim to marriage over the other Grand Duchesses. The company prepares for yet another wedding! At this moment Rudolph and Ernest appear, denouncing Ludwig as an imposer. A legal eversight is revealed and all is happile resolved... Happy Ending

And here are the songs...
Act I: Public Square of Speisesall - 1850
1. "Won't it be a pretty wedding?"
2. "By the mystic regulation"
3. "Were I a king in very truth"
4. " How would I play this part?"
5. "My goodness me! What shall I do?"
6. "About a century since"
7. "Strange the views some people hold"
8. "Now take a card, and gaily sing"
9. "The good Grand Duke..."
10. "As o'er our penny roll we sing"
11. "When you find you're a broken-down critter"
12. Finale- "Come hither all you people"

Act II: The Grand Ducal Palace
13. "As before you we defile"
14. "At the outset I may mention"
15. "Take care of him"
16. "Now Julia, come, consider it from this dainty point of view"
17. "Your Highness, there's a party at the door"
18. "So ends my dream"
19. "If the light of love's lingering ember"
20. "Come, bumpers - aye, ever so many"
21. "Why, who is this approaching?"
22. "The Prince of Monte Carlo"
23. "His Highness we know not"
24. "We're rigged out in manificent array"
25. "Well you're a pretty kind of fellow"
26. Fanale - "Happy couples, lightly treading"

It was so nice to be in the cultural things.... Have fun

Halloween

Halloween is big here. Kids love Halloween because they can get candy anywhere. They can go from door to door, people will give them candy, even sometime people don't like Halloween. When I ask what is Halloween, I get two answers.

1. People believe that on the Halloween's day, the hell's door will be opened to let the evils out. People dress up in scary becuase they want to scare all those evil away...... But let's stop and think... when people talk about evil spirit, the pictures or images they have in their head would be scary or bloody or what ever that is not like normal people. So how come people dress up in a scary image to scare the scary creatures? What I think is like that, when I evil spirits come out, they will be everywhere. People dress up scary because they want the evil spirit confuse that they are in the same family then the evil spirit will not do anything harm to them. What do you think..... OK let's continue. When the kids come to knock on the door, surely they will get candy- trick er treat, because if they don't give them candy, the spirit will curse the house or the family... I have no comment about this.

2. People celebrate Halloween because the children love candy and Halloween is the only day that they will get candy anywhere they go.

After hearing what people told me about why is Halloween, it reminded me of Pchum Ben which Cambodia celebrate in the month of October. People believe that the Pret will be allowed to come out of hell for many days. People will bring food to the Wat- Buddhist Temple and the Monks will bless the food. Prets will search seven Wat, if they could not find any food because their descendants don't offer them, they will live in hunger for the rest of the year and they will curse their descendants for doing such thing......

20cm Snow

As I was walking home in the snow, I can see the reflection of the snow from the light of the lamps along the street. It was so nice to walk in the white, cold snow. It was so beautiful. I really want to roll my body along the side walk. It must be fun, but I think the people will think that I am crazy. I sometime stick my tongue out to taste the snow. I wish I have syrup with me, then I pour out on the snow ans eat as Teuk Kork Choose...hahaha. I remember once I was in the Elementary School, we talked about snow. We asked the teacher so many questions. We asked, "Do people eat snow? Then we will take the Syrup and pour it in the snow and eat." But he answered, "No!" He was wrong, in fact he did not know about snow either. People can eat snow, but not the yellow snow.