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Trouble User:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend v7.0 to Wife v1.0. I soon noticed that the new programs began unexpected, child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Night Club v10.3, Football TV Match v5.0,Flirting v7.5, and Racing v3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife v1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend v7.0, but the uninstallation doesn't work on Wife v1.0. Please help!!!!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Tech Support:
Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem that men complain about.Many people upgrade from Girlfriend v7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife v1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife v1.0 and to return to Girlfriend v7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend v7.0 because Wife v1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife v1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife v1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.Wife v1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.Wife v1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep v3.0, Cook It v1.5 and Do Bills v4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag, Nag v9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife v1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers v2.1 and Diamonds v5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt v3.3. This application is not supported by Wife v1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
